headphone stand “commitment”

$25.00

The new NEXT LEVEL “commitment” headphone stand is crazy good looking and is actively looking for a new partner.  It isn’t overly picky, but does have a few super chill requirements to move in with you:

  • Must own a pair of headphones (last partner didn’t, awkward!)
  • Must own a flat surface near said headphones
  • Must pay the $25 “relocation fee” to move to your place
  • If you own headphone stands already, they all need to be referred to as “the vastly inferiors” moving forward

 

If you’re okay with the above, click the button to have this NEXT LEVEL “commitment” headphone stand move in with you.  The button is confusingly labeled “Add To Cart” for legal reasons we don’t really understand.

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The NEXT LEVEL “commitment” headphone stand.   It stands your headphones so hard it will make you weak in the knees.

 

.: Made to order here in Shelton, CT

.: Commitment model subject to stated terms & conditions

.: Stands even heavy-ish headphones with concerning ease (is it juicing??)

.: Fends off evil spirits in the wee hours of the night

.: Won’t charge your headphones, but will charge a credit card or PayPal account it’s $25 “Relocation Fee”

.: Is open to other headphone stands being the same room, but will be angsty and has rules

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